How many dick need I suck to pay this skin?

How many dick need I suck to pay this skin? is a 2D RPG parody for players who enjoy a bawdy sense of humor paired with tactical combat. It leans absurd and self-aware rather than serious.

Story

Ahri learns about an outrageously expensive skin and decides she has to have it, whatever the cost. Her plan takes her up through the floors of the Elo Tower, where she crosses paths with various champions who might help her rack up the LP she needs, one way or another.

Gameplay

Players guide Ahri through tower floors, fighting battles on a grid-based positioning system built to mimic real teamfights rather than dragging out standard RPG Maker combat. Encounters are kept short and rely on placement and strategy over grinding, while progress and champion encounters push her closer to affording the skin.

Features

• Grid-based battle system built for shorter, more tactical fights
• League of Legends parody setting with a cast of recognizable champions
• Turn-based combat framed around teamfight-style positioning